U shouldnt date white men cause they wanna do goofy romantic shit all the time.
The be like “honey lets drive out to the country and pick peaches”
My nigga Whole Foods around the corner fuck u mean?
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs when a person, after having learned some (usually obscure) fact, word, phrase, or other item for the first time, encounters that item again, perhaps several times, shortly after having learned it.
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
We’ve come a long way
Except Call of Duty. that shit looks the exact same.
Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually Exist
Omfg laughed so hard
What the fuck?!